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 - Allowance for broken fingernails will not be made.

 - Firearms, explosives, wrist watches  and nuclear technology will not be necessary.

 - Participants are responsible for themselves and testify that they are of sound mind. Should any person experience any discomfort, they are responsible for leaving the event.

 - Everyone is responsible for their own safety and wellbeing.

 - No commissions will be given to those who recommend people who request a refund.

 - For the above reason, commissions will only be paid on completion of the programme.

 - Injuries incurred by natural wildlife or lack of individual care and attention will not be our responsibility.

 - Anyone who our staff believe is not progressing in a constructive or productive manner during the programme will be given a refund and asked to leave. Should they decide that they do not wish to leave, the option of a refund on completion of the course will be waived.

 - Pet badgers will not be permitted in the dining area.

 - Inconvenience caused by Mother Nature is entirely beyond our control. Contingency plans will be made to the best of our capabilities.

 - We are only human.

 - Any complaints from friends or relatives that you are not the same person after this workshop may not be responded to by us.

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